PaddleChamp

Vintage BDSM

Subs: present a clear, recent face pic if you want a response. Keep moving if you use any drugs other than 420.

I am a well-trained, experienced, sadistic BDSM Sir living in San Francisco and seeking SUBMISSIVE (if you don't know what this means, scroll to the bottom) boys for regular play, especially those with the potential to be collared. My handsome husband is Jessf. My amazing brother is Queerbait1976. My beautiful boy is SubBoyTJ.

I am proud that Hockyslav is now under my care and consideration. Direct any requests for him to me.

My interest is BDSM, specifically impact play, more specifically paddling, though I love a combination of spanking, flogging, caning, punching, bastinado and the like. I enjoy working with all levels of experience from beginner to advanced. Be aware that bruising is par for the course, so don't get on a log ride unless you're prepared to get wet. After I beat you, I'm going to want to fuck you, so be ready for that as well. Hankies are hunter green, black and navy--all on the left.

YES: piss, spit, boot-licking, cigars, dungeon play, protocol training
NO: pup play, hours of rope bondage (see my husband), fisting, ABDL, KO, soccer coach role play scenes, feminization, humiliation

Other FAQs:
Am I going to submit to you? No.
Am I going to pimp you out to all my friends? No.
Can we just do the beating and take fucking off the table? I'll pass.
Can we just fuck and skip the beating? I'll pass.
My kink is sucking and fucking--wanna play? Grindr is waiting for you.
What are you going to do to get me into sub space? I don't even know what you're talking about.
I'll call you 'Sir' when I feel you've earned it, okay? Please don't call me anything. Just move on.
Am I still a Leatherman outside the confines of my bedroom? Damn right.
Am I family-oriented as a Leatherman. Intensely.

Other things to know about me: I am a member of a Leather/BDSM fraternity, The 15 Association. I love writing, singing (chorus and solo rep), painting, weight training, running, curating my tattoo collection, single-malt Scotch, gardening, and really, really good coffee. Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch.

Multiple choice question: What is a true submissive?
A. A bottom who can take a fire extinguisher up his ass, followed by a fire hydrant, followed by a fire truck and still feel unsatisfied? INCORRECT
B. A bottom who takes 20 anonymous loads on a quiet Tuesday evening, eight of which occurred while on work Zoom meetings and five of which while unconscious? INCORRECT
C. A bottom who lays there with his legs in the air lecturing me on what it takes to get him into "sub space", whatever that is? INCORRECT.
D. A loyal man with a servant-like disposition who is focused on my direction, dedicated to pleasing me, and who feels rewarded by my care and compassion? DING DING DING